Keep up the good work! by GOLDIE

Recent results in academic testing, has given way to believe, that it is niether the teacher, student nor the lack of interesting material to be learnt but the unavoidable truth, that given your surroundings, lack of sleep and proper school uniform. One is sure to fail before commencing.

So parents remember not all of us were meant to be Albert Flystien!

Our Exploding Population by FLOATER

Researchers have recently found documentation of early ancestors, being depicted as larger than life, also proving the human to fly ratio as being 3 for every human at that point in history. This evidence leads us to conclude that the fly's evolution has changed to adapt the needs of our species! now we are smaller but we have greater numbers once again throwing the natural order out of balance. A study conducted in the Australian outback early last year confirmed our suspicions that in this new milenium the ratio has increased to 1000 flies to 1 human. If you look at the photo of the backpacker, in the outback of Australia you will notice an even coat of friendly flies catching a ride, after all it does get hot and you take a break whenever you can, being so hot with no moisture in the air we turn to our fellow earth dwellers (humans) and literally drink off them, whether it's sweat or just eye fluid it's all good. Just remember to avoid the mouth area as tempting as it might look with all its wetness, for your sure to fall down a bottomless pit.